Zed Narley

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Zed NarleyZed: the last letter of the alphabet.Narley: the most awesome thing.Zed Narley: the last awesome thing.Zed Narley Vomits Up an Unseemly Assortment of Ancient Demos and Sundry Other Things, released 03 September 20131. Duuhhh Pancakes?2. The System Is Down (Redux)3. Overdose of Dali (Redux)4. Back to the Abacus (Redux)5. A Better Place (Redux)6. CinemaChurch (Redux)7. Ben the Destroyer (Redux)8. The Good, the Bad, and Samuelguy (Redux)9. Weary10. Basement Paradise11. Thorn12. The Garden of Earthly Delights13. Ragnarok/Phoenix (Redux)14. Frog and ToadZed Narley, the acclaimed Canadian rock group variously called "not merely the greatest creative force in the history of music, but possibly the best thing in the history of the universe, with the notable exception of cheese and bears" (Margaret Atwood), "a loathsome, shambling mass betokening unspeakable eldritch horrors" (Sir Winston Churchill), and "Что это за хрень?" (Patriarch Kirill of Moscow), has gathered countless accolades, awards, tear-stained love-letters, detractions, restraining orders, death threats, and at least one fatwa over the course of its illustrious yet enigmatic and deeply controversial career.Now, to celebrate the 5th anniversary of their first album, Big Cardboard Robot, a landmark achievement famously described as "a monstrously unlistenable load of trash... so bad, even downloading it for free is an exorbitant price" (Bennett Candy), and "the best frickin’ album in the history of the world... like a chorus of angels from heaven!" (Bennett Candy), Zed Narley is releasing a compilation of the many unreleased songs, demos, and satanic chants they have amassed over the past five years, entitled Zed Narley Vomits Up an Unseemly Assortment of Ancient Demos and Sundry Other Things.Some of the tracks on this jaw-droppingly extensive collection are brand-spankin'-new versions of old favourites, re-recorded and remastered for your listening pleasure; others are entirely new compositions, written and recorded for planned albums that never saw the light of day; still others are embarrassingly bad attempts at love poetry that have never been previously released (with good reason); and the rest are recordings of elephant flatulence or pigs in their death throes.Included along with this impossible array of music is a thoughtful and offensive retrospective by noted scholar Dr. Ein Beningen, an expert on Zed Narley and editor of Things to Do with Your Poop journal. Tracing the bamd's progress from its humble inception to its increasingly frantic grasps at glory and inevitable atomic destruction, Dr. Ben reflects on Zed Narley's creative dynamic, their collective psychology, the Thomistic philosophical structure underlying much of their work, and their much-maligned yet (Ben argues) ultimately justifiable collaboration with the Taliban during the War in Afghanistan. Truly a must-read for the serious Zed Narley acolyte.This is an item you will not want to miss! Download it, download it twelve times, listen to the songs always for the rest of your life! Lay them up in your heart and in your soul! Bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes! Spread the news, tell your friends! Go out into the highways and hedges, and compel them to download it! Slaughter oxen and make hecatombs upon the altar of Zed Most High! Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war! Give peace a chance! Hail Satan! Have a grape day! Слава Україна! Peath out, britches!

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